Garden Woes

By far am I professional gardener. I have however, managed to get some red corn, peppers, nasturtium, sunflowers, and birdhouse gourds to sprout. (Purdy red flower is a nasturtium) This morning I'm standing in the backyard with my mom when I hear a stomping (which I at first took for deer running away) and then I saw a swish of black hair from behind a tree in the front yard. So either a lost horse or a cow has wandered into the front yard and I had missed it up until this point. I tell Mom and she asks me to get a picture for her co-workers in Richmond because they would get a kick out of this. I find a camera and as I start filming the guy who has lost his cows shows up and they start running around (it turns out there was atleast seven or eight of them.) The cows leave and this is all very amusing UNTIL I FIND MY GARDEN AND DISCOVER THE DAMN COWS HAVE EATEN MY CORN. DAMN YOU COOOOOWWWSSSS! :(